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Louis CK on O&A #1: Snake In The Ass
10/19/2006: Louis CK's first in-studio appearance. Also featuring the lovely and talented Otto Petersen. A dream team of the best and dirtiest comics around! Topics: Radio holes, Paul McCartney, Fatty Pig Fatty The Walkover, Dump Report, Lady Di Phoner, Naked Drunk Woman, Retarded Man Sexually Assaulted with Plumbing Snake, Shock Videos, Tooling on Stalker Patti. Subscribe - www.SiriusXM.com Other Stuff - www.youtube.com
By: omgwtfitssteve
Duration: 185.57
min.
Views: 40668
Rating: 4.714286
The Best of Louis CK
This is a compilation of some of my favorite Louis CK clips I've been bullshitting about putting together for years, now. Enjoy. Also, I know the quality isn't great, but I have shitty software and I'm lazy. Feel free to blow me.
By: Philfa
Duration: 9.43
min.
Views: 22353
Rating: 4.8625
I DON'T GIVE AF*CK - Fred The Godson (Official Video) Monique's Room
Fred The Godson delivers another classic off his City Of God Mix Tape; this time raw, uncut and for the exes. See exactly why Fred doesn't give a Fuck anymore in this ultra sexy hit featuring Remo The Hitmaker directed by Taya Simmons
By: FredTheGodSon156
Duration: 4.70
min.
Views: 109540
Rating: 4.835182
Bobby Judo Eats D*ck... Cookies.
Thank you to Anya for providing the cookies and for a great time in Okinawa! Here's hoping that she comes back to the YouTube game. In the meantime check out her blog: anyaeblog.com I really do appreciate all of the support you guys have shown me since I started doing this, and I hope you stick around for more traveling Japan, more how-to cooking videos, and hopefully soon, more Oshibori Art. Please check out my blog here: ameblo.jp And the TV show website and recipe here: www.sagatv.co.jp The Kappa statue footage was shot in Fukuoka Tenjin Chikagai, and an explanation of what Kappa are and why you should LITERALLY watch your ass around them can be found here: www.youtube.com
By: bobbyjudo
Duration: 4.25
min.
Views: 15173
Rating: 4.919598
Neon Hitch | F*ck U Betta, Gym Class Heroes, & Living In India
Shireen Bora talks to Neon Hitch about her hit single "Fuck U Betta," how she made her way to America after living on a bus, linking with Benny Blanco, crazy toilet stories, and more. Check it out!
By: KarmaloopTV
Duration: 4.27
min.
Views: 7941
Rating: 4.882353
Shucks You (music parody) F*ck You Cee Lo Green
Vocals: www.youtube.com Writting: www.youtube.com My Facebook: www.facebook.com My Twitter: twitter.com Lyrics: (chorus) I see you switching to your tubes as soon as you spawn and I'm like Shucks you I guess the bullets in your gun just weren't enough I'm like Shucks you and your launcher too He said, "I top the ladder on GameBattles." Ha, now ain't that some shit And although there's pills on my chest, I still wish you the best with a shucks you Oo, oo, ooo Now I'm sorry, but this isn't atari In online gaming you can't compare I use my bullets, you use explosives Man, the way you play your game ain't fair I pity the fool that tries to shoot at you (Look out he pulled the trigger) Well (danger close makes the boom bigger) Ooooooh I've got some news for you Yeah, go on, run and tell your little clan (chorus) Now I see, you use One Man Army But that's for assclowns that play cheap I'm trying to win here. Trying to keep up. But you leave my body in a heap. I pity the fool that tries to shoot at you (Look out he pulled the trigger) Well (danger close makes the boom bigger) Ooooooh I've got some news for you I really hate your ass right now (chorus) Now baby baby baby why you wanna wanna tube me so bad? (so bad, so bad, so bad) I tried to use a Blast Shield but that Danger Close put me in a bag (a bag, a bag, a bag) And I was like Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy'd you tube me? Oh! I hate you oh! I really hate you. Oooh! (chorus)
By: WoodysGamertag
Duration: 4.70
min.
Views: 1183339
Rating: 4.95916
Tick T♥ck [1800+]
Warning: Horrible song cuts, messy colorings and constant flashes ;___; Some sort of remake of an old bday dedication video: www.youtube.com And this was started like, ages ago. I was about to drop it as I got onto 0:30s when someone forced me to devour my lazy ass and upload it. So I did; fixed some clips, added the subs dedication and BAMFS credit at the end. I really don't know, it was all about beat-hitting he says. I just. Don't. ..you'll notice in the video when my inspiration decided to trail off somewhere else. ___________________________________________ FOR THE ABOUTS. Well just check the in and outro. I seem to love male-covers. ♥ And thank youuu for 1800+ subs! :DI never thought I'd get this many, I appreciate it. I just don't think I quite deserve it ;o; //ps for mem and the player panda I'M WORKIN ON YOUR VIDEOSS. 8D
By: DazzlingPaw
Duration: 1.67
min.
Views: 9711
Rating: 4.9506173
Let's go crazy and F*CK THIS WORLD!
In case of suspension, my facebook page: www.facebook.com Let's have some fun. It's gonna be awesome. Thanks for watching, favoriting, subscribing and kicking ass. The Amazing Jesus Show: www.youtube.com Thanks to setherlast for the cool outro: www.youtube.com Debras page: www.youtube.com A depressed bananas page: www.youtube.com Lets go crazy guy goes nuts "funny video" comedy motivational point hilarious jokes comedy music funny video vlog insane ridiculous I don't give a fuck entertainment kevintthoms
By: KevinTThoms
Duration: 3.47
min.
Views: 15746
Rating: 4.9510703
LOUIE FX Tuesdays at 11 and 11:30pm. Louis CK
www.louisck.net. Hi. I'm Louis CK. My new show, LOUIE will air every Tuesday on FX at 11 and 11 pM. TWO episodes every night. okay. Thanks for knowing it.
By: louisck
Duration: 2.52
min.
Views: 61198
Rating: 4.9470587
Winchester & Salvatore; If u wanna f*ck me I won't say no
Ok, this was supposed to be something hot about the Winchester and the Salvatore brothers, but I'm not that sure it actually turned out this way.. and there's mostly Dean and Damon, but ok .. who can blame me? ;d Anyway .. I had so much fun making it, that for once I'm not gonna complain about how much I don't like the outcome.. xD I was so inspired when I heard the song, that I just had to make something with it. I was working on like .. idk, like 10 projects when I'm really supposed to be studying, and now this .. :D It actually took me longer that it probably should to finish it, but I had problems with my eye, so I wasn't able to work on it a couple of days .. aand yeah .. God, I don't even know why I wrote all of this, but anyway.. I love just for reading it xD and it's kinda late here, so I probably should go to bed instead of writing long ass descriptions ;d .. uhh, and I gotta think of a better name for this tomorrow ;xx oh, and PS - Gabby, this is for you .. you know .. cause it was supposed to be a COLLAB! *AGAIN!* ...and cuz you love the boys of course ... and cuz ily xD ***** Song: 3OH!3 - Touchin' on my ***** #73 - Top Favorited (30.05.2010) - Film & Animation ...................................................................... Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright ...
By: xPIPZZYx
Duration: 1.02
min.
Views: 4972
Rating: 4.9768786
NEW KATT WILLIAMS: "Steroids Make Your D*ck Little"
Download on iTunes: click.linksynergy.com Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com From Katt's new DVD It's Pimpin' Pimpin' in stores NOW!!! Subscribe to ClydeTV to get new exclusives clips from the DVD before it comes out. Listen to Katt's hilarious take on Steroids, Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.
By: kushcomedy
Duration: 2.95
min.
Views: 5545302
Rating: 4.912986
Louis CK on O&A 5: Inbox o' Cocks
They get three calls in a row from moms listening to the show, all of which get hung up on. Then three more moms call, one hangs up on them. Louis tells a story about finding a computer on the street once, he took it home and plugged it in and read email and all kinds of things on it. Ant talks about finding some old vacay pics of his on an old computer he was using. They talk about learning about sex for the first time when they were little kids. Jim asks Louis about spanking his wife and they wind up talking about fighting in front of the kids; Ant tells his story about the spaghetti sliding down the wall. Dump Report: a ton of Louis, a few Opie and a few Jimmy and Ant. There were so many dumps today that they wonder if today could be a record-breaker. Line Of The Day: Runner-up: Jim. Winner: Louis talking about a twist tie getting caught in a dolphin's cunt (recap picked from Struff's site) Subscribe - www.SiriusXM.com Other Stuff - www.youtube.com
By: omgwtfitssteve
Duration: 166.97
min.
Views: 40794
Rating: 4.7647057
Louis CK hosts a radio show (9/11)
3 hours of Louie all by himself with a microphone = great radio. That radio show, is Saturday Night Virus: Louis CK.
By: omgwtfitssteve
Duration: 14.95
min.
Views: 5874
Rating: 4.878788
Louis CK on O&A #19: Hasidic Cum Tissues
Featuring phone calls by Jay Mohr and Ron Bennington 10/22/2007 Struffs rundown: In XM Studio. Louis CK joins them in the studio and they trash message boards for a little bit before Opie asks Louis about seeing Ant at the Borgata over the weekend and then they talk about gambling. his mom was a blackjack dealer, says not to buy the insurance in blackjack. another call about insurance. his friends are dealers, they go out and play after they've been on a hot streak. Ant needs Keith the Cop with him to keep him in check at casinos, after being up about $30k Ant left with only a dollar to tip the valet. Jay Mohr. He's usually not up this early. He compliments Louis and then gets into talking about blackjack with them. They then talk about Ron Bennington and tell each other some old jokes up until Jay says goodbye. [break] Fifth hour: During the break Louis told them about a friend of his who married a woman who had previously burned the guy's dick as a dominatrix. She used to have lots of Hasidic Jews as customers who were rude and mean to her. They used to blow their loads in tissue to take home. Why? Keith the Cop comments about the Jews and says that he is starting to interview contestants for the Homeless Shopping Spree. They talk about the Ass contest that they want to do and how the lawyers are stifling it. Lawyers are also fighting having Demented World put online for people to download and the lawyers want to ask WAAF for permission. Because of the K-Rock lawyers ...
By: omgwtfitssteve
Duration: 97.87
min.
Views: 23693
Rating: 4.9166665
Arthur - D!ck Wars
Part of the Arthur episode "Desk Wars". I edited it using rude words to make it funny . . . Hope you like it! Remember to comment and rate!
By: cantthinkofaname15
Duration: 4.68
min.
Views: 21144
Rating: 4.875
F*ck tha police nwa lyrics
Fuck tha police-nwa-track 2-Straight outta compton with lyrics. enjoy and remember to rate comment and subscribe. (lyrics) NWA versus the police department. Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E. Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand. Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothin but the truth so help your black ass? Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say? Fuck tha police Comin straight from the underground Young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't tha one For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still can't swallow bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one 'cause they slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any muthafucka in a blue uniform Just 'cause I'm from the CPT ...
By: tomtheslog1
Duration: 5.77
min.
Views: 86779
Rating: 4.906542
Rick Ross ft Wale 2Chainz-F*ck Em w Lyrics
(Ft. 2 Chainz & Wale) [Verse 1 : Rick Ross] C-note after c-note, put the remix on my kilo Thought I wouldn't make it, now I'm winning Timothy Tebow Fourth quarter, I'm back, fourth quarter, in fact Fourth quarter, that's that, four Ford in all black I said boss and I meant that, advance, you spent that Corvette so clean you'll think Bruce Springsteen rent that Cars just like sneakers, just got me ten pair Dubai, I been there, but f-ck that, we in here Roll up and inhale, I live next to Denzel Alonzo, my condo cost three mil', this shit real IPhone and iPad, Amex in my gat Left hand got ten bands, back pocket, four stacks All I need is bad hoes, all these niggas gon' rat Half these niggas working now, they knocked it down, they're going back All I need is Benzos, riding on Lorenzos Stack my money tenfold, make this my new ten-four [Hook] Fuck em, f-ck em, I'm screaming f-ck em F-ck em, f-ck em, I'm screaming f-ck em F-ck all you haters Watch me f-ck all these b!tches I got eight different Rollies And they all mint condition I'm screaming f-ck em, f-ck em, I'm screaming f-ck em Fuck em, f-ck em, I'm screaming f-ck em I got five different Benzes This is my deposition I'm screaming, "F-ck every witness" Cause b!tch, I'm big business I'm screaming f-ck em [Verse 2 : 2 Chainz] Me gon hit my boast Me gon hit my boast What you know about walking in the Gucci store and they salute? Chain cost a coupe, coupe cost a crib Riding with the chopper like it's my friend This for real ...
By: MrStonecruz
Duration: 4.68
min.
Views: 46525
Rating: 4.9266057
I'm Still Going to Kick Your Ass
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By: ChrisArchieProds
Duration: 2.12
min.
Views: 146910
Rating: 4.8159623
Louis CK #2
Funniest man Alive... More Louis CK goodness...
By: grindingknish
Duration: 10.45
min.
Views: 1191091
Rating: 4.9369836
Louis Ck - Shameless
Louis Ck in his tour Shameless. This was his Sketch on kids. Hope you like, will post more from Louis CK
By: quickerthanfuck
Duration: 8.58
min.
Views: 2005922
Rating: 4.923036
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